the new black

i hate the first month of moving to a new place, where you have nothing set up and you have to bum internet off at a cafe. I'm drinking "pina colada" tea (note: it doesn't taste anything like pina colada), thinking up my new accessory line which would have been named "DEAD IS THE NEW BLACK" if some chick hasn't decided to use that name for their tween vamp novel (note: not related to twilight).

I'm feeling so dejected.